These are our rights
as decided on the 06/07/2002
at the Youth 2002 event.
Under any new E.U. constitution WE the participants of Youth 2002
feel that the following should be,
OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS:
It is our right to exist and to have fingers and toes.
It is our right to hate somebody just
because they have fingers and toes.
It is our right to find someone else to blame
for everything that goes wrong.
It is our right to use all available substances in the
ongoing quest to free our minds and increase our creativity.
It is our right to run into a supermarket and
yell “Beer, beer, I want beer, yeah!”
It is our right to get drunk and humiliate ourselves.
It is our right to hug trees and talk to other inanimate
objects when we're drunk.
It is our right to get drunk and violate others’
rights and not to be held responsible.
It is our right to beat the hell out of drunk
people who violate our rights!
It is our right to join a big fight between “drunkards and
sobers” and hit each of them one by one.
It is our right to disrespect authority.
It is our right to abuse freedom of speech
and talk nonsense, therefore:
It is our fucking right to say “fuck”
as much as fucking possible. Fuck!
It is our right to screw up our lives and
blame our parents for it.
It is our right to sing Christmas carols
at anytime of the year.
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