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Uses of the word "fuck"
If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't fucking read all of this fucking page and then say it annoys you.FUCK is an international word. It doesn’t matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck OFF".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you never read "Fuck off he hinted".
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (Jane was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Jane doesn't give a fuck). Or an adverb (Jane is fucking interested in John) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful).
As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
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Greetings Fraud Dismay Trouble Aggression Disgust Confusion Difficulty Despair Incompetence Displeasure Lost Disbelief Retaliation Pain Pleasure Love Starting a relationship Surprise Hate Disappointment Lost A poker hand Denial Perplexity Apathy Resignation Suspicion Panic Directions Maternal Incestuous Ambiguity |
"How the fuck
are you?" "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through." "Oh, fuck it." "Well, I guess I'm fucked again." "Fuck you!!!" "Fuck me!!!" "What the fuck....?" "I don't understand this fucking thing." "Fucked again." "He fucks up everything." "What the fuck is going on." "Where the fuck are we?" "Unbefuckinglievable!!!" "Up your fucking ass!!!" "Fuck ! that hurt." "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck" "Do ya Fuck on first dates ?" "Let's fuck now!. "Fucking hell what was that?" "You Fuck" "That’s not Fucking fair" "Where the fuck are we ?" "A royal fuck" "I didn't fucking do it" "I know fuck all about it" "Who gives a fuck" "Oh fuck it" "Who the fuck are you" "Lets get the fuck out of here" "Fuck off" "Motherfucker" "Motherfucker" "I'm not so fucking sure" |
And, never forget the words of these famous people
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General Custer Mayor of Hiroshima Captain of the Titanic Michelangelo Einstein Sean Penn John Lennon Donald Campbell Anne Boleyn Richard Nixon Niki Lauda Mark Thatcher Picasso Christopher Columbus Michael Jackson Pythagarus Walt Disney Joan of Arc Miss Marples Noah |
Where did all them fucking Indians come from?" What the fuck was that?" Where's all the fucking water coming from? You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling ? Any fucker could understand that Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Is that a real fucking gun The fucking throttle is stuck Heads are going to fucking roll Who's going to fucking know ? I thought I could fucking smell petrol What fucking map It does fucking look like her Where the fuck are we ? It's a fucking skin condition How the fuck did you work that one out ? Fuck a duck I don't suppose it will fucking rain I haven't got a fucking clue Scattered showers, my fucking arse |
The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word.
How can
anyone be offended when you say "FUCK".
Use it frequently in your
daily speech, you will be proud
and it will add to your fucking
prestige and stature.
Why not say "FUCK YOU !" to someone today.
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