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Glossary of terms and personalities to understand the current international crisis....
Al-QADEA: Secret international terrorist organization of blood thirsty and EVIL-doers whose sole aim is to destroy Democracy, Freedom, all living things on Earth and hopefully the destruction of the Earth itself. Well know members include:
Bomb(Dirty): used by terrorists to kill innocent people
Bomb(smart): used by the US army to kill only terrorists.
Crisis(Economical): What is about to happen to us if we piss of the Americans. They are going to leg it with their cash and their factories to Poland where the people are more polite and not moaning all the time. People who say this is already happening are Evil-doers.
Democracy: A political system by which if 80% of the population is against the war on Iraq, the war will still go ahead. George Bush is going to war for Democracy....
Evil/ evil-doers: A weird and irrational, blood-thirsty twisted obsession about destroying Democracy, Freedom, all living things on Earth and hopefully Earth itself.The evil doers are the ones who acutely suffer from that obsession.
France: A nation of surrendering cheese eating moaners. It has been reported the CIA is hesitating about releasing a compelling dossier of evidence which shows that the French are also members of Al-Qaeda.
Freedom: The right to agree with American foreign policy and to consume American products. Anything outside of that is Evil and shall be dealt with speedily.
Germans: A bunch of Nazis (and suspected Al Qaeda).
Good: Another word for Americans.
Heaven: Where the Good go when they die
Hell: Where the evil-doers go when we kill them.
Iraq: A nation of evil-doers who certainly don't deserve all the oil they've got.
Italy: According to the Vatican (Irish Independent, 10/02/2003), a 100,000 body bags have been transported by the US army to an Italian airbase. Probably because the Italians fancy a bit of camping during the winter.
Leaflets: Dropped by the US army in Iraq, telling Iraqi people that if they stay away from places where bombs are going to be dropped they should be ok. (Irish Independent, 13/02/2003).
North Korea: Despite the fact that this nation has declared that it is ready for total war with the US, that it may use pre-emptive strikes, that it has long range ballistic missiles and nuclear weapons, the US government seems to think that these folks are alright. If you can't see the logic in this then you are a fucking moron who doesn't understand a thing about politics. You are probably a member of Al Qaeda as well!!
Oil: A spokesman for the White House has vehemently denied that the American governments war against Iraq has anything to do with it's oil reserves. But, then he added: If it's still there when we get there we'll have a go at it!!
Pope(The): The Pope has declared that he is against the war. So are we! (and Bono apparently).
Smoking guns: A new deadly drug addiction, particularly severe among Iraqi psychopaths.
Tony Blair: has been dreaming all his life of of starring in THE GOOD (George Bush), THE BAD (Saddam Hussein) and THE SIDEKICK but even his wife thinks he is pathetic and wishes he just stopped acting the maggot. His compelling intelligence dossier about Iraq turned out to be mostly made up of some 10 year old PhD. thesis. And they didn't even bother asking the student who wrote it in the first place. These people think we are so thick that they can't even be arsed giving us some decent excuse for what they trying to do.
War: A necessary Evil to make a lot of money without having to do much work for it.
X(DAY): The day the WAR began. Marked by a global ten minute work stoppage at noon.
Z....This is where it will all end if can't stop this WAR!!!!